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国外也有段子手:回忆是心门上了锁的一扇窗

西江月-song 2019-03-25 19:00:04

小伙伴们大家好,欢迎来到本期的“国外也有段子手”!上周的国际赛场精彩看点层出不穷,德国战胜荷兰,英格兰大胜捷克,阿根廷负于委内瑞拉,比利时、西班牙等球队则纷纷赢球。同时,利物浦元老队也凭借杰拉德的绝杀战胜AC米兰元老队。好了,话不多说,让我们快来看看歪果仁们的精彩吐槽吧!

杰拉德皮尔洛进球,利物浦元老3-2米兰元老

Kopite26(利物浦球迷):杰队进球了,我哭得像个孩子。只是这一次,你和我都变老了。(Gerrard scored and I cried like a baby, we are both getting old now.)

ReinaGaurd(西班牙球迷):最讨厌足球了,因为他总是能抓住我最深处的泪点。(I hate football because it always makes me wanna cry.)

Bhola421(利物浦球迷):遇见杰队是个美丽的错误,自你之后,再未如此爱过一位球员。(It's beautiful and sad, I will never love a football player as I loved Gerrard.)

CherubStyle(利物浦球迷):弱水终非沧海,相思仍在巫山。(Never mind, I’ll never find someone like you.)

Phonylady(利物浦球迷):皮尔洛的任意球,福勒的灵巧射门,杰拉德的终场绝杀...这一刻,时间仿佛什么也没有改变。(Pirlo free-kick goal. Fowler smart tap-in finish. Gerrard last minute winner. I see times haven't changed.)

AonghusMacKilkenny(利物浦球迷):我才没哭,是太热了流的汗!(I'm not crying, it’s my sweat!)

21Maestro8(AC米兰球迷):我只是一直坐在这里像傻瓜一样笑着...本以为时间早已磨平了我对足球甚至一切事物的热情,现在才明白,失去的不是热情,是我那颗年少的心。(I'm just sitting here grinning like an idiot. I thought the time has taken away my enthusiasm for not only football but everything, now I realize that the only thing I lost is my youth.)

(图):2004年金球奖最终名单——舍甫琴科、德科、小罗、亨利、扎戈拉基斯(希腊队欧洲杯冠军成员)、阿德里亚诺、内德维德、鲁尼、卡瓦略、范尼

FoxReagan(未知主队球迷):一份首发的名单,一份回不去的乡愁。 (Just looking at the lineups brings out the nostalgia.)

IanCaesars(利物浦球迷):你好我的童年,我们能否一起聊聊天?(Hello childhood my old friend, I've come to talk with you again.)

Garfieldmj(利物浦球迷):眼前仿佛又回到了那个伟大的夜晚,只是这已经是14年前的事了。(It brings me back to the wonderful night 14 years ago.)

Myironsword1(AC米兰球迷):这也是2007年欧冠决赛的回忆,你怎么不回到那个夜晚啊?(rematch of the 07 final too...no idea why you wouldn't bring that up.)

罗伊斯进球,德国3-2荷兰

ballaman200(未知主队球迷):罗伊斯就是该被禁用的外挂!(reus is a cheatcode and shouldnt be allowed.)

mightbeabotid(未知主队球迷):所以他总是上不了场…(That's why he's nerfed so often.)

(图):还记得这个瞬间吗?

BVB-Oeli(多特蒙德球迷):罗伊斯踢得不错,现在能不能把他用塑料泡沫包起来…(Reus is literally god. Now put him back into bubble wrap.)

FlyLoStan(拜仁球迷):格纳布里就是内切之王罗本的真正继承人!(Serge Gnabry is truly the heir to le cut inside king Robben.)

StarTicYT(沙尔克04球迷):足球就是两支队踢球,最后德国人赢球的简单游戏而已!(Football is a simple game, two teams play and in the end, the Germans always win.)

xDob(巴萨球迷):韩国人想去找你了!(South Korea wants to know your location.)


AngrySnwMnky(拜仁球迷):克罗斯是怎么能在2019年国家队大清洗中幸存下来的?(How Kroos survived The Great Purge of 2019 is a mystery.)

Damyxs(未知主队球迷):毕竟勒夫得留一个替罪羊,下次好接着用啊!(Low needs back up scapegoats for the next time.)

斯特林戴帽,英格兰5-0捷克

An_Eloquent_Turtle(英格兰球迷):看见英格兰踢好球,还真有点不习惯…(England being good at football is so weird.)

LodgeLord(英格兰球迷):踢得太好了,连段子都编不出来了…(It’s too good to make memes now.)

MyraHindleyAMA(英格兰球迷):这就是那个曾两年不在国家队进球的男人,现在究竟发生了什么?瓜瓜,我要亲亲你的光头!(This is the same man who went two years without an international goal. What a transformation. Pep, I could kiss your bald head.)

TomCAFC92(查尔顿球迷):捷克的防守,就像是在玩桌面弹球一样…(Czech Republic’s defence is like a pinball game.)

梅西回归国家队,阿根廷1-3委内瑞拉

Beetleboy64d(未知主队球迷):阿根廷是唯一一支持续摆烂,但每次还都能摆出新花样的球队了…(Argentina is the one team that performs consistently poorly but I’m still surprised every time.)

(还是有其他球队的吧,比如某大国…)

t_mac1(巴萨球迷):梅西需要克隆自己,他的传球给别人都浪费掉了,只有自己接自己的传球才能踢进!(Messi needs to clone himself: him passing to others is a waste. Messi would have finished his own passes there.)

crackle4days(未知主队球迷):我真想看一次梅西连续盘带后传给C罗然后大力头球破门,哪怕这辈子就看一次也好…(I would love to see a Messi dribble and cross to a powerful Ronaldo header. Just once in my lifetime.)

拉莫斯点射,西班牙2-1挪威

GreatSpaniard(西班牙球迷):万万没想到,现在国家队最好的射手竟然是一名中后卫…(hard to believe our best goal scorer is a center back…)

Blairtath(未知主队球迷):而第二好的是另一个退出国家队的中后卫…(And the second best is a retired center back.)

Trickybuz93(多伦多球迷):现在我都怀疑莫拉塔能不能踢进一个没有门将的球门了…(At this point, I don’t think Morata could score a sitter on an empty net.)

Cazoulable(未知主队球迷):干脆西班牙把锋线和后卫线互换一下吧,说不定效果还更好…(Maybe Spain would do better by switching the forwards with the defenders...)

阿扎尔梅开裤袜送礼,比利时3-1俄罗斯

hypnotoad94(俄罗斯球迷):今天我们唯一表现不错的球员就算库尔图瓦了,以后比赛里肯定会很想念他…(Courtois was the only decent player for us, gonna miss him in the upcoming games.)

do_your_thing(切尔西球迷):虽然我也是比利时球迷,但我得承认,看见裤袜失误的感觉还是挺爽的…(Even as a supporter of the Belgian NT, I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy Courtois screwing up.)

mmmc19(未知主队球迷):卡里乌斯加入了群聊。(Karius has entered the chat.)

GankedByEddy(皇马球迷):纳瓦斯发来贺电。(Navas sends his regards.)

好了,亲爱的小伙伴们,本期的“国外也有段子手”就为大家播报到这了,让我们拭目以待,来看下期歪果仁们更加精彩的犀利吐槽吧!

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